Smile, life is beautiful! Our life is full of surprises, amenities and situations that, at times, despite its drama, is able to bring a smile, writes the Chronicle.info with reference to real
In our review of the cards with the situations, peeped in life.
Conversation of motorists:– At me in the car on the happiness icon attached.– And I have a baby on the sucker on glass dangles.– And my happiness brakes and airbags…
– I don’t snore. I dream about motorcycles.
– Madame Ziperovich, sho you think you are? Themselves from Odessa and still afraid to swim?– And you, Yash, live in Borispol, and sho can fly?
A man is a man who shares the flowers: roses and “this is what’s it called?”
To cheer yourself up in the autumn, when particularly sad, I paint my nails. Sleeping husband.
– Mom, what is multiple sclerosis?– What did you ask?– When?
Go to a rumpled, not to worry if I did iron.
Users note. Your keyboard will last much longer if before using it to cure nerves…
An experienced member of the movement “Stopham” may the taste to distinguish a pistol from a pistol TT.
The best defense is a good offense, so instead of “Explanatory” always write “a Report”.
Yeah, hard times my friends had this weekend!– What?– Beer, fish, crayfish.– Well, Yes, not sugar!
– You urgently need to lose weight.– Doctor, but I have such a Constitution.– The Constitution we have one, and you just eat a lot!
– Forget what you were taught in College.– I didn’t go to College.– Then You’re not for us, we need people with higher education.
– Mother, this ungrateful again, doesn’t want to eat buckwheat!– Daughter, and you tell me how hard you worked when it was cooked!– Cooked? So it have to cook?!
– Son, where do you dream to work? I like to work in?!