To survive until the weekend: a selection of great jokes

Дожить до выходных: подборка отличных анекдотов

These anecdotes will amuse anyone.

Jokes – that’s what sometimes is lacking in a gloomy autumn day. Not to be sad in this sleepy, cold period – better laugh at him. The result is guaranteed, reports the Chronicle.info with reference to znaj.ua. ***

Almost all families have something to pass on from generation to generation – traditions, relics, customs, alcoholism.

*** Looking for happiness, and gain experience.

Sometimes I think – here it, happiness!

But no, once again experience…

*** The boy comes home with a black eye. Dad flies:

– Son, who did this to you?

– Yes, the three attacked, wanted the watch to select.

– Yes you that, son, will see to identify? Why do I have to? Let their relatives are now identified.

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Want to lose weight? The latest invention – the miracle patch “Slim”. Miracle patch “Slim” molded on your mouth!

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…And our man to change in your home, you just need to strip down to their underwear…

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Saturday. The baby woke up at 6.30. Can you advise me on what channel you can find educational programs about the orphanage?

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Mother told little Andrew, that children find in cabbage, and it has something to with the fear started to look at the braised cabbage with meat.

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I was now in the “Cave of horrors” attraction like this. There with a terrible creaking open the coffin lid, stands in as rotten a dead man opens his eyes, utters a muffled cry, falls back, quickly slams the lid shut.

Am I that scary?

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– Could you call back later? I am now very uncomfortable to swear.

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Two inhabitants of Odessa riding on a motorcycle. Stops the patrol:

– Why without a helmet?

One that front, leads to:

– Hat you sho?!

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Taking out a mortgage, Alexander realized that congenital third kidney is not a pathology, but the gift of God.

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